21 March 2009

The Sewer Job 2-Overwhelming Kisses

A great saturday morning it was. I woke up to a warm sunshine from my balcony.

Today is the day I told myself. I recheked my tools for one last time making sure everything is in place. There I took a deep breathe just before I begin my very 1st assignment, which I supposingly have done a month ago-The Sewer Job.


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See, the sewer system of my appartment is kinda screwed up. For the shower, they provide considerably little holes for the dirty water to flow out. I would assume that this works fine until the asian moves in.

The engineers who designed this did not take into account that, many asians are hairy. And when they enter a region with such cold weather, their hair begin to drop. Unfortnately, these hair are all washed down in that small little sewer holes during a shower.

The result?? FLOOD!!

It started about a month ago, and it starts to get worse each time I take a shower. Until, few days ago, it got so bad that the whole toilet was flooded and the water starts to overflow to my room. And thats when teh whole Sewer Job came into place.

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Opening the 1st layer of restriction was easy, just gently hold the contaminated cover and turn it counterclockwise for two clicks. Then lift it up gently, and remember to keep your fingers on top of the cover, not below it, cuz anything below is deemed unclean.

With that removed, you are exposed to the second layer. I was thinking of removing it from the whole draining mechanism, however, it was built attached to the rest of the floor. The only solution is to use attached a C4 at its right bottom corner to blow a hole in its attaching body. Okay, that is not applicable here.

I know that it would be necessary to remove all threats for the system to be fully functioning again. So I took out my almighty tool, and started digging.

After 15 minutes of work under a very mentally disturbing fume, I finally dug out a whole bunch of wet gray cotton like substance. A later chemical check reported these substance to be highly tangible and highly nonpermeasible, hence being the main threat of this Sewer Failure.

I then reinstalled the cover, opened the shower and let the water run for a while. Conducted several other test, and the test results came back positive.

Finally it is over. I kept my tools in a safe place just in case one day it might be in use again.

2 comments:

Jason said...

hey that's super disgusting but dont mind if u clean up my sewage.

samme said...

ahahaha! wait til I'm there...